The Faerie Queene was an epic poem written by Edmund Spenser of England in 1590. It tells of brave knights slaying beastly dragons to save virtuous fair maidens. The same stories we heard of in our childhood. In reality, the poem was an alegory of Queen Elizabeth I of England as the fair maiden and the Protestant Church. The enemy was her half-sister, Mary Queen of Scots and the Catholic church. Enough of reality, let's clamor back to the story.
Seek ye the throne of the faerie queene in the mystical lands encoded onto this electronic parchment. Bring thy writing tool to verify your visit. No room for any treasures other than the memory of a good battle won.