Ah, Yeronga
A suburban "gem" on the southside of Brisbane. Once the home of Tennis in a leafy green suburb, Yeronga is now famous in peoples' minds as either a hot spot for flooding (remember the famous Mud Army working through here after floods), or a hot property market, where riverside homes sell in the $ millions
Location:
Today's event is being held at the Yeronga Bakery Cafe at the posted coordinates. The Yeronga Train Station is only a short walk away, and the area is serviced frequently by buses.
The event will start a 10.45 am and officially conclude at 11.15 am, although many will stay on for an early lunch.
The purchase of food, beverages, etc is not a requirement for attending this event, but having a face with a smile on it is!!
And yes, it is International Star Wars Day, so here's a few silly jokes so we can get them out of the way!
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookie.
- Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
- How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-key.
- Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
Dark Waiter.
- What’s a cricket player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
- Why did Anakin change his name to Skywalker?
He couldn’t stand the old one Ani longer.
- What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.
- Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
- What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Use the horse, Luke!
- What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
The Phantom Venice.
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
- What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
A millennium falcon!
- Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing its buttons.
- What do you call Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A Sith-Kabob.
- What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
- What would you call Padmé if she was a dog?
Petme Imadoggie.
- Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Globi-wan Kenobi.
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side?
Darth Tater.