1. What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants.
2. Why did the turkey join a band?
He wanted to use his drumsticks.
3. Did you hear about the guy giving away dead batteries?
They were free of charge.
4. When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
5. What do you call a tree with no branches?
A tall pole.
6. Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed!
7. Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office!
8. What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!