Are you kidding?! I don't have a recipe for this abomination! But you do have to research some random questions to get the final coordinates.
Take the answers from the following questions and plug them into the following: N 33° 55.1AB′ W 117° 55.9CD′
A. Should Pluto still be considered a planet? Yes or no? Hint: It's a three letter word. If you chose "no", please re-read the question and the hint provided just after the question. If you chose "yes" enter "2" for letter "A".
B. Approximately, how many years ago did Amboy Crater last erupt? (It's a cinder cone volcano in California) Use the first digit of that number and use it for "B"
C. If you like your co-workers, should you microwave tilapia or durian at work? Yes or no? Hint: It's a two letter word. If you chose "yes", please re-read the question and the hint provided just after the question. If you chose "no" enter "7" for letter "C".
D. There are almost 1000 species of bats. How many of them are considered vampires? This is your answer for "D"