There was a mystery cache in San Diego that inspired this. Enjoy!
If you cross your eyes for too long, they will get stuck that way.
If you swallow watermelon seeds, a watermelon will grow in your stomach.
Sitting too close to the TV will make you go blind.
The cache is not at the posted coordinates.
Smoking is good for you.
The world is flat.
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This is a log only cache and you'll need to bring a pen/pencil.