Well, show me the way
To the next Irish pub
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
Show me the way
To the next Irish pub
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
For if we don’t find
The next Irish pub
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die (of thirst)
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of old French Quarter
We now must say "I'll buy"
We love to meet close-quarter
And must have cold pints, oh, you know why
Event stacking
Oh, moon of old French Quarter
We now must say "Nice try"
We love to meet close-quarter
And must have cold pints, oh, you know why
Well, show me the way
To the next patio
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
Show me the way
To the next patio
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
For if we don’t find
The next patio
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die (of thirst)
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of old French Quarter
We now must say "I'll buy"
We love to meet close-quarter
And must have cold pints, oh, you know why!