This 2-stage multicache is one of three new caches placed in Rolfs Nature Preserve for the 2025 West Bend $1000 Cache Ba$h. A trail map with a suggested route is shown below to make it easier to get to. The following information may or may not be true:
WHAT A CRAPPY CACHE! 
Okay - so I ran out of time to look for and place a quality cache, so I decided at the last minute to place this crappy cache, just because.
This LOCATION: It's not scenic at all. It's unmaintained, decayed nastiness. There's lots of trash and endless bushwhacking. There's a huge dropoff if you venture too far. The noisy construction to the north never seems to stop, not even the animals want to live near here. Did I mention thorns, ticks, leeches, snakes, and even mosquitoes?
COORDINATES: They ain't even close. I just tossed both stages for this cache from my backpack because I didn't want to stop in this crappy location. It's hard to say exactly where the cache ended up.
PARKING: Beware of dogs - you might get slimed. Lots of gooey, friendly dogs run around in the nearby dog park.
GPS RECEPTION: There are places in the park with lots of trees and brush, creating lots of interference and blocked signals. Once you go in you may not be able to firgure out how to get out. Turn back now!
CONTAINER TYPE: I don't remember what I tossed from my backpack. It's probably a nano without a cover. You figure it out.
THE LOG: It's a wet piece of trash I found on the ground. And if I don't see your legible signature on it, I'll delete your found log.
SWAG: Are you serious?! If anything is in the cache it's a dank moldy stuffed animal, and two cache bash stamps. Buckle up Buttercup!
HINT: See below.
YOUR CAR: Parking is in the parking lot next to the dog park (dogs not allowed in the nature preserve). However, those West Bend dog owners at the parking lot are retired old muggles with nothing to do. I told them I was with the neighborhood watch and that there are lots of drug deals going on here. They were advised to call the police if they see any strange cars stop with people getting out and milling about looking for stuff.
VEGETATION: Poison Ivy. Poison Sumac. Even the daisys are toxic. The weeds are six feet high and dense. The bushes have thorns. Don't have any geocaching scars yet? Well, it's time.
WRITING UTENSIL: I forgot to put one in the cache. Don't be lazy - bring one.
TERRAIN/DIFFICULTY RATING: No, it's not accurate. It's probably higher. Or maybe it's lower.
ATTRIBUTES: See the symbol list. You will be pushed to your caching limits. Avoid this cache for your own safety.
FTF PRIZE: What prize? No, you don't get a prize. If you must have a reward, take the dead raccoon near where I threw down the cache container.
HOW TO LOG A FIND: Even though it's crappy you know you have to find this cache. It will keep showing up on your unfound cache list and it will drive you crazy. You can take it off the list without finding it, but it will mock you because you're a quitter. Of course, it will take many aggravating hours to find the cache. Once you find it, don't hold back and be gracious. Write how disgusted you are with this crappy cache in your found log if you must. That is, if you can find it!
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