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Hi again everyone! It’s me, Tay Zonday! You may remember me from my smash hit, “Chocolate Rain.” Or perhaps you know my follow up hits, “Chocolate Rain, remastered,” or, “Chocolate Rain—Live With a Mic I Move Away From to Breathe In.” Anyway, I’m here to announce the release of my brand new single, “VANILLA DROUGHT.” As a sneak preview for my fans, here are the lyrics for you to be able to sing along when the new single drops on Blue Puzzle Piece Records.
Vanilla Drought, one two the four five six seven eight
Vanilla Drought, when you need to set the record straight
Vanilla Drought, the blue duck wants to eat the seed today
Vanilla Drought, bubonic plague will make the sinners pray
Vanilla Drought, JS plays the tune on endless loop
Vanilla Drought, the 50’s toy was called the hula hoop
Vanilla Drought, forty years just isn’t long enough
Vanilla Drought, the piggies are not happy with the trough
Vanilla Drought, the old man prays to see the light of day
Vanilla Drought, made you turn your head the other way
Vanilla Drought, history quickly crashing through your veins
Vanilla Drought, the wise man makes fun of the lesser’s brain
Vanilla Drought, remote jobs are the sinner’s calling card
Vanilla Drought, going to the office is not that hard
Vanilla Drought, climb a tree and find your prize right there
Vanilla Drought, wear a kilt and feel the blowing air
Vanilla Drought, the sun has dried up all the waterfalls
Vanilla Drought, magicians juggle bowling pins and balls
Vanilla Drought, can you hear the tune now in your head
Vanilla Drought, if you hate it then you’re just inbred
Vanilla Drought, the flowers come again to bloom in May
Vanilla Drought, every February washed away
Vanilla Drought, the cheerleader leads the screaming fans in vain
Vanilla Drought, the co-pilot longs to fly his own plane
Vanilla Drought, the win float makes you look like a female
Vanilla Drought, try to be a man but always fail
Vanilla Drought, bumper cars in London blame the ice
Vanilla Drought, solve those puzzles and I’ll still play nice
Vanilla Drought, the wi-fi router blinks inside your mind
Vanilla Drought, maybe you will be the first to find
Vanilla Drought, the cat is holding court in the hen house
Vanilla Drought, scream and run just when you see a mouse
Vanilla Drought, politicians steal the baby’s lollipop
Vanilla Drought, directions wrong, do not stop roll and drop
Vanilla Drought, a woman’s touch makes all the pain subside
Vanilla Drought, flowers make her beam inside with pride
Vanilla Drought, seldom mentioned on the radio
Vanilla Drought, now I have machine gun, ho, ho, ho
Vanilla Drought, you want a Christmas movie? Not Die Hard
Vanilla Drought, Shakespeare’s life was simple as a bard
Vanilla Drought, the Vikings pound the Packers once again
Vanilla Drought, worse than swearing, worse than calling names
Vanilla Drought, call me Ishmael in Moby Dick
Vanilla Drought, ladies of the night all turning tricks
Vanilla Drought, Macauley Culkin slapping his own face
Vanilla Drought, hiking in the outback with bear mace
Vanilla Drought, the aboriginies want their land back
Vanilla Drought, the white man sends another bomb attack
Vanilla Drought, drifting, floating across distant seas
Vanilla Drought, Wilson, don’t you ever leave me please
Vanilla Drought, a wisened man will always see the light
Vanilla Drought, makes the best of friends begin to fight
Vanilla Drought, republics fight for their democracy
Vanilla Drought, I really, really, really gotta pee
Vanilla Drought, entertainers begging for a dime
Vanilla Drought, maragaritas with a slice of lime
Vanilla Drought, knowing that the bird is now the word
Vanilla Drought, a horse apple is just a dried up turd
Vanilla Drought, washing all your sins into the past
Vanilla Drought, if you are not first, well then, you’re last
Vanilla Drought, keyboard warriors have all the say
Vanilla Drought, the pipeline’s oil is a price to pay
Vanilla Drought, hang the kayak up away from sight
Vanilla Drought, strapping it up there all high? Yeah, right
Vanilla Drought, wish real hard, it goes away somehow
Vanilla Drought, the bridge and groom have made their sacred vows
Vanilla Drought, thank the boys scouts for their maintenance
Vanilla Drought, the clan of briar wood hill heaven’s dance
Vanilla Drought, wishing you had thought of all of this
Vanilla Drought, the mongoose waiting for the cobra’s hiss
Vanilla Drought, calculus is just utter nonsense
Vanilla Drought, shillings hay-pennies and pence
Vanilla Drought, the Great Wall keeps the Mongols out
Vanilla Drought, first you spackle, then you grout
Vanilla Drought, the school books say it can’t be here again
Vanilla Drought, doesn’t matter who or where or when
Vanilla Drought, the matchstick’s sulfur reminds us all of eggs
Vanilla Drought, square holes left to go with rounded pegs
Vanilla Drought, chocolate rain and strawberry flooding
Vanilla Drought, the crepe myrtle is happily budding
Vanilla Drought, the prisons make you wonder where it went
Vanilla Drought, criminals will rob you of your cents
Vanilla Drought, she came here to restore your pluck
Vanilla Drought, Cause she’s the nurse who likes to $$$$
Vanilla Drought, the only winning move is not to play
Vanilla Drought, Professor Falken’s living on the bay
Vanilla Drought, paying taxes for the county roads
Vanilla Drought, Enigma is a voting code
Vanilla Drought, the boundary guns are loaded and ready
Vanilla Drought, the soldier’s nerves are not very steady
Vanilla Drought, frankly my dear I don’t give a damn
Vanilla Drought, Emeril just says one thing, it’s BAM
Vanilla Drought, Nickelback sucks, oh yes they really suck
Vanilla Drought, they suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Vanilla Drought, I’ll gladly pay you my money Tuesday
Vanilla Drought, if you’ll give me that burger today
Vanilla Drought, every time the car is breaking down
Vanilla Drought, every time JS is back in town
Vanilla Drought, the flooding makes it all in vain
Vanilla Drought, some stay dry and others feel the pain
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