Welcome to the scene of the crime. Here at ground zero, an egregious act has occurred—one that has shaken the office supply world to its ballpoint core. That's right: someone stole my pen. Again.
This cache is a tribute to the thousands of pens that have mysteriously vanished from desktops, pockets, and perfectly labeled pencil cases. Suspects range from “I’ll just borrow this for a second” Steve to “I brought my own… wait, is this yours?” Karen. The trail was cold, but I managed to reconstruct the last known whereabouts of my favorite black gel pen (with clicky top and satisfying glide).
Once you find the cache, you’ll understand: it’s not just about signing the log. It’s about justice. It's about healing. It's about making sure your pen doesn’t mysteriously migrate to someone else’s backpack.
🚨 BYO PEN. Because if you steal mine, you *will* be tracked down. Probably through passive-aggressive notes in your fridge.
Happy hunting, and thanks to Fore! by being instrumental to providing this spot and ridding the ACT of another mint tin. Reminder, throw downs will be removed. If you don't sign the log, you never found it.