Be forewarned, you will see chickens
here if you stay around long enough.
Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes
- What do you call a prankster chicken? A practical yolker.
- What do you call a chicken who marches to the beat of her own drum? Eggcentric.
- What does a possessed chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
- Why don’t chickens practice stand-up comedy on their eggs? They don’t want to crack them up.
- What’s the meanest thing you can say to a chicken? Go suck an egg
- Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? She’s no spring chicken.
- What’s a chicken’s favorite book? “Great Eggs-peck-tations.”
- What did the chicken say when the farmer came to collect? “Leggo my eggos.”
- What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Eggplant
Jokes About Chicken Coops
- What kind of car does a chicken drive? A Coop DeVille.
- What Bob Dylan song makes hens happiest in the coop? “Lay Lady Lay.”
- Why did the chicken go on vacation? She was tired of being cooped up at home.
- What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert? Coop-cakes.
Pop-Culture Chicken Jokes
- Why did Mozart resent chickens? They go on and on about “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
- What do rhyming chickens like to perform? Slam poultry.
- What kind of films do hens most like? Chick flicks.
- What do chickens do when they hear Nelly? Shake their tail feathers.
- What’s a chicken’s favorite trilogy? “Lord of the Wings.”
- What band do hens like best? The Chicks.
- What TV drama do chickens like to watch? “Nip/Cluck.”
Silly Chicken Jokes
- What do negative roosters say? Cock-a-doodle-don’t.
- Why did the chicken go to jail? She committed fowl play.
- What did the chicken go to the gym? To work on its pecks.
- How did the chicken prepare for a test? She didn’t. She winged it.
- What does the chicken order at a bar? A cocktail.
- What do you call a chicken in a hot tub? Soup.
- What makes chickens good at percussion? Drumsticks.
- What do you call an overly confident chicken? Cocky.
- What does a hungry chicken say? “I’m feeling peckish.”
- Why do chickens make the worst dinner companions? They’re cheep.
- What do chickens do when they see KFC on the table? They kick the bucket.
- What makes chickens talented banjo players? They’re natural-born pluckers.
- How does a chicken like to make cakes? From scratch.
- What you call a hen’s deep thoughts? Chicken nuggets.
- What's a chicken's greatest fear? A poultry-geist.
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