This is a cache for those who seek paraabnormal adventure and excitement, or something like that.
You might also want to bring a TOTT, or something like that.
But do you really need a TOTT for a skirt lifter, or something like that?
X marks the spot, or something like that.
Please return the cache to it's proper place or all of it's kindred spirits will haunt you until the end of your days where you will then join them, or something like that!
All of the above apply, or something like that.

Just what is Strider talking about?

Park hours are 8:00 am to ½ hour after sunset.
