Welcome to the Tomorrow River Trail, where the squirrels are shifty, the birds are judgmental, the snakes are suspiciously quite, and where someone thought it was a good idea to hide cheese.
You’re looking for The Goudafather, a covert cube of plastic dairy doing its time in witness protection somewhere along this peaceful trail. It's gone provolone — off the grid, off the menu, off the cracker. He’s gone muenster-ground, likely hiding above the brie-ushes, probably trying to avoid being part of someone’s charcuterie board. While this snack tends to pair well with wine and tiny forks, The Goudafather isn’t interested – he’s too busy hanging from a tree, plotting his next cheesy escape.
Is it edible? No.
Does it look delicious? Also no, depending on how hungry you are.
Will you feel ridiculous looking for cheese in the woods? Absolutely.
But that’s what makes you one of us.
Optional:
- 🧀Bring your Best Cheesy Joke/Pun for the Log. The Worse, the Better.
- Winner gets absolutely no prize, other than being declared super Cheesy.
The Geocache Notification Form has been submitted to the Wisconsin DNR. Geocaches placed on Wisconsin Department of Natural Resource managed lands require permission by means of a notification form. Print out the paper copy of the notification form, fill in all required information and then it should be submitted to the appropriate DNR land manager.