Trail 66: Where Parallel Lines Go to Die - West Traditional Cache

🧭 I-66 Trail: Where Coordinates Go to Cry

Welcome to the I-66 Trail—named after a highway, shaped like spaghetti, and somehow uphill both ways. This cache lurks somewhere along its winding path, mocking your GPS with every recalculation.

Expect misleading trail markers, squirrels with judgmental stares, and at least one moment where you question your life choices. The woods here aren’t just trees—they’re a full sensory experience: damp leaves that camouflage every step, spiderwebs that find your face before your eyes do, and the occasional rustle that makes you wonder if you’re being watched by a deer… or something with less hooves and more attitude.

But hey, if you find the cache, you earn bragging rights, a smiley, and maybe a granola bar if you packed wisely.

Good luck, brave cacher. You’re not lost—you’re just embracing the chaos. And the woods? They’re just here to test your resolve.

FTF honors go schwandt!

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• Please do not post photos of the cache container.
• You must sign or stamp the log to prove you found it or it gets deleted after an audit.