Ahoy, mateys! Here be yer ticket to aviation excellence to celebrate National Paper Airplane Day. I've reserved the Eaton Pavilion in Moon Parrrrk as a hangar/construction facility to make and throw as many paper airplanes as ye fancy from 5:15 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. on May 26, 2026. I'll supply paper, paperclips, and tape. Feel free to bring anything else you'd like to decorate yer aircraft. I'll also supply approprite refreshments and possibly recognition for any exceptional creations.
NOTAMs for Moon Parrrk (or else yer walking the plank):
Glass bottles, confetti, glitter, birdseed, rice, flower petals, inflatables, and pig roasts are prohibited.
Garbage goes in appropriate containers.
No pets are permitted in or around the pavilions.
The grounds are tobacco-free, including vaping and e-cigarettes.
Parrrk only in marrrked areas, not along roads, grass, or play areas.
Noise is limited to the vicinity of the pavilion.
No damage to the structure, fixtures, or grounds.