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Portland Sucks! 🐦 🏒 🥅 Mystery Cache

Hidden : 4/1/2026
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Note: This cache is meant to be a celebration of the rivalry between the two teams and not put down opposing fans.


The Seattle Thunderbirds and Portland Winterhawks have been rivals as far back as the 1980s. Thunderbirds fans will affectionately chant "Portland Sucks" whenever the Winterhawks are in town. You may also hear/see, "Portland, you're literally beneath us!", which relates to the geographical location of the two teams.


The Cache

Puzzle

To get the final coordinates you need to determine the distance (as the crow flies) between the accesso ShoWare Center in Kent and the Veteran's Memorial Coliseum in Portland. Enter the distance (rounded to the nearest 0.1mi) into the checker below to get the coordinates. For a more accurate distance, take the coordinates from the middle of the roof of each arena. (Format example: 12.3mi)

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Final

The final is a short, but longer than average (for this series) walk away. There is a good, and safe spot to pull off near GZ, but it is labeled as No Parking, so use it at your own risk.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[Puzzle] uggcf://jjj.trbpnpuvatgbbyobk.pbz/vaqrk.cuc?ynat=ra&cntr=qvfgnaprOrnevatZvqcbvag [Final] Va purpxre

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)