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More Dad Jokes Mystery Cache

Hidden : 5/3/2026
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Don't go to the posted location, unless you want to look for something that is not there.

 

This is not a park and grab because it is hidden in a NO PARKING area. The parking areas change depending on the time of day or what is going on in the park. You may need to park a block away? There may be times when lots of muggles may be watching you.

 

You must answer the questions honestly to get the correct final location.

 

Find the final location for this = N28 AB.CDE W082 FG.HIJ

Animal Jokes For 5 Year Olds

A. Why do giraffes have long necks?

I don’t know = 5

Because they have smelly feet = 8

 

B. What goes black, white, black, white, bump?

I don’t know = 4

A penguin falling down the stairs = 7

 

C. Where do cows go on Friday nights?

I don’t know = 8

To the mooooo-vies = 7

 

D. Why did the crab go to jail?

I don’t know = 8

Because he kept pinching things = 2

 

E. What animal needs to wear a wig?

I don’t know = 7

A bald eagle = 6

 

F. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

I don’t know = 2

To get to the other slide = 8

 

G. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

I don’t know = 6

A pork chop = 8

 

H. What do you get when you shake a cow?

I don’t know = 8

A milkshake = 5

 

I. How do you catch a squirrel?

I don’t know = 8

Climb up a tree and act like a nut = 5

 

J. Where do eskimo pigs live?

I don’t know = 5

In pig-loos = 4

 

 

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

nyernql tvira naq lbh jvyy arrq gb ernpu hc gb trg vg

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)