Count Cash is a centuries-old vampire who breaks all traditional undead stereotypes by harboring an intense aversion to blood, choosing instead to spend his eternity conducting culinary and scientific experiments with beets. Residing in a dimly lit castle filled with bubbling cauldrons and makeshift laboratory equipment, he obsesses over the rich, crimson hues and earthy undertones of root vegetables. From distilling carbonated beet juice elixirs to baking savory beet-infused pastries, Count Cash is entirely convinced that the true secret to immortality lies within the soil rather than the veins of mortals. His fellow vampires mock his unorthodox diet, but he simply smiles, proudly showcasing his stained purple fangs and vibrant health as proof that a plant-based afterlife is far superior.