MOM-TIME Mystery Cache

2. This simple puzzle will take you on a trail to a structure (reception is bad). At the first step look to the right for a large cement slab. The box is behind and beneath that. DON'T BUSHWACK AT ALL.

3. 7am to 7pm. No dogs on the trail proper.

4. The container is a clear otter-box-type.

MOM-TIME

Josh asked me the other day where Mom was and why she was always late. So of course I had to explain about the theory of Mom-Time Quantum Mechanics, after all he’s almost of age.

Einstein had his famous equation explaining about the nature of energy and matter: E = MC² or Energy = mass x the velocity of light squared. Well this explains a lot but let me enlighten you on the new equation of Mom-Time.

(M⁰ = 1*X²). The first part of the equation would be pronounced by scientists as “M not”. “Not” being zero to more common folk, or “M to the zero power”. In the second part of the equation we have the solution to M⁰ (or Mom-Time). “1” being the expected time of Mom’s arrival, times “X” being the unknown variable as predicted by the Chaos Theory, and “²” (to the second power) which seems just about right to me. Thus M “not” explains sufficiently why Mom’s “not” here. Thus (M⁰ =1*X²).

Now, when I presented this equation to “M” (mom) she refuted it exclaiming “This equation leaves me no hope of ever being on time!” But of course I assured her that the equation did provide for hope. It was built into the equation! Whenever we said she was late she could always exclaim “M-Not!”

“…R² !”

the square root of R= 4668.02347248451740527453116601509

"Cache seekers assume all risks and responsibilities involved in seeking this and any cache."
"May also encounter HOT coffee ~D (which may be HOT) while driving to and from cache." :O