I FIND YOU RUDE AND INSULTING! Traditional Cache
dogdoc: NEVER HIDE A CACHE IN A FLOOD PLAIN!
I FIND YOU RUDE AND INSULTING!
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HERE WE ARE AGAIN IN THE QUIET VILLAGE OF WINFIELD LOOKING FOR A CACHE. NO MONSTERS,SNAKES,GHOSTS,CROCODILES. THIS IS WORSE! IT'S A LOUD MOUTH WISE GUY WHO CAN INSULT YOU OR YOUR MOTHER AT A DROP OF A HAT. IF YOU HAVE THIN SKIN DON'T LOOK. IF YOU DO LOOK, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DISH IT OUT AS WELL AS TAKE IT!
I FIND YOU RUDE AND INSULTING!
Oh yeah, well first you must find me before you can express your opinion of me. Besides, I don't know how you could think that of me anyway. I'm warm and cuddly but I suppose if you start pushing the wrong buttons on me I can be less than complementary. Think of it as constructive criticism that is meant in a good way. Or I'm just good at having my way with destructive criticism.
I don't think you can find me anyway because you are so dumb that you think that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company! OOPS was that constructive criticism? Ah who cares with a face like yours you look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Don't expect any compliments from me when you find me. At the very least I'll tell you that you were lucky since you couldn't find your way off a stuck escalator!
This could be considered my tribute to Greenback , Spyderuser and Genius Loci on their 1000 plus finds or it's just me being rude and insulting!
Log your entries and give me your best shot back if you're up to the challenge.
I'm hiding in a very large tuppermaid or rubberware box that is not the most water proof container around but I've got to breath don't I? I'm there with just a log book and pen. Don't even think of putting a golfball in with me. You mess with this cache and I'll make Greenback look like Santa Claus!
Oh,one other thing. Put me back the way you found me or is that too much to ask for?
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[HINT? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT THAT YOU WONT HAVE TO DECIPHER SINCE THAT WOULD PUT A STRAIN ON YOUR BRAIN----WEAR STRONGER DEODORANT!!!]
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