The Holy Grail Mystery Cache

Cache is NOT at posted coordinates.
The given coordinates are for the Del Mar Theater. This old time theater is where I first saw “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” on the big screen many years ago. The Theater still shows the movie every now and then at their special Midnight shows.

The quiz is multiple choice and if you are a TRUE follower of the movie, you should be able to answer all the questions without having to view the movie again. I gave the quiz to my kids. Sgt Tiki got all the answers and Cpl Kiwi and Cpl Coconut only missed one of the questions.

Movie has a little swearing and one scene (Castle Anthrax) with questionable content.

Now… on to the quiz!

1. Monty Python, Inc
2. A Spanish Gorilla
3. Swedish Moose
4. Mexican Chihuahuas
5. Mexican Llamas
6. Swedish Mules
7. English Mimes
8. French Knights
9. Professor of History
10. None of the above

1. A red cross
2. A duck
3. A giant
4. A broken arrow
5. A mouse
6. A tree
7. A chicken
8. A broken sword
9. The Holy Grail
10. None of the above

1. Sorry! I didn’t mean to kill anyone. Sorry … sorry, everyone!
2. Uh… could someone give me a push?
3. You shall not have died in vain, dear Concorde!
4. You shall not have been mortally wounded in vain, dear Concorde!
5. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were a girl.
6. I’ll just stay here and guard the Prince, then, shall I?
7. What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!
8. Message for you sir!
9. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
10. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!

1. Frog
2. Toad
3. Rabbit
4. Duck
5. Cow
6. Salamander
7. Ogre
8. Newt
9. Badger
10. None of the above

1. Wood
2. A bridge
3. Very small rocks
4. Coconuts
5. A goose
6. Carrots
7. A duck
8. Rabbits
9. Apples
10. None of the above

1. Construct a Trojan Horse
2. Construct a Trojan Rabbit
3. Catapult themselves into the castle
4. Pretend to run away
5. Construct a Trojan Badger
6. Catapult a cow into the castle
7. Catapult a duck into the castle
8. Flawlessly execute a full frontal assault
9. Enter through a secret tunnel
10. None of the above

1. Sir Bedevere
2. The Witch
3. Tim, the Enchanter
4. Herbert, the Prince
5. King Arthur
6. Zoot, the Maiden
7. Patsy
8. Rodger, the Shrubber
9. Sir Robin
10. Sir Galahad

1. The Knights Who Say Ni
2. The three headed giant
3. The monks
4. A black cat
5. A rabbit
6. The Black Knight
7. A duck
8. Tim, the Enchanter
9. The French Knights
10. None of the above

1. Spear
2. Grenade
3. Tank
4. Flame Thrower
5. Sword
6. Crossbow bolt
7. Bazooka
8. Club
9. All of the above
10. None of the above

1. Swamp Castle
2. Camelot
3. Castle Anthrax
4. In France
5. Castle Ahhhhhg
6. Deeper in the cave
7. In the Forest
8. Carried off by migrating African swallows
9. In the Gorge of Eternal Peril
10. None of the above

1. Blue
2. Yellow
3. Green
4. Orange
5. Pink
6. Red
7. Gray
8. Peach
9. Black
10. None of the above

1. "None shall pass!"
2. "'Tis but a scratch"
3. "I've had worse"
4. "It's just a flesh wound"
5. "The Black Knight always triumphs!"
6. "What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!"
7. "I'm invincible!"
8. "I move ..... for no man"
9. "I'll bite your legs off"
10. "All right. We'll call it a draw"

Substitute the # of the answer into the coordinates below. A “10” is a “zero”.

Notes on Searching for the cache:

• The Quiz coordinates will get you to within 60 feet of the cache.
• You will want a flashlight when looking for the cache.
• You can bike or hike to get to the cache from nearest parking.

The Holy Grail awaits the first cacher wise enough to answer all the questions and brave enough to face the Black Beast of Arrrghhh!