Fatty Owls Mystery Cache

1. Terry's sport:
   • Karate: A = 100
   • Soccer: A = 200
   • Swimming: A = 300
   • Cricket: A = 400
2. Psychiatrist's wife specializes in:
   • Feet: B = 200
   • Children: B = 300
   • Sex: B = 400
   • Women: B = 500
3. Suitcase of swindler guest contains:
   • Bricks: C = 100
   • Duck: C = 200
   • Soft toys: C = 400
   • Money: C = 500
4. Sibarian hamster attacked by.
   • Siamese cat: D = 0
   • Polly: D = 100
   • Fieldmice: D = 200
   • Piranha's: D = 300
5. Wish you were a mouse. Who?
   • Harold Robbins: F = 200
   • American: F = 300
   • Polly: F = 400
   • Mrs. Richards: F = 500
6. Who's from Barcelona?
   • Manuel: G = 0
   • Generalissimo: G = 200
   • Jock: G = 300
   • Rylene Miles: G = 400
7. 'Ape's' Greek astrological sign purchased in:
   • Darlington: H = 300
   • Colchester: H = 400
   • Dover: H = 600
   • Oxford: H = 700
8. Reliable builder:
   • McKenna: J = 10
   • O'Reilly: J = 20
   • Stubbs: J = 30
   • Fitzpatrick: J = 40
9. Doctor who says: What, out of bed?:
   • Doctor Forbes: K = 50
   • Doctor Kline: K = 60
   • Doctor Brackham: K = 70
   • Doctor Finn: K = 80
10. Not a hotel inspector but tradesman in:
    • Clarets: L = 0
    • Golf balls: L = 100
    • Gems: L = 200
    • Spoons: L = 300
11. Kurt is:
    • Dead: M = 200
    • Drunk: M = 300
    • PhD: M = 400
    • German: M = 500

Calculate:

A + B + C + D + F + G + H + J + K + L + M = P.

P / 5 = Q

Q / 34 = R

• Go to N52.(R+3).(Q-266) E5.(R+3).(Q-442)
  
• Do not search for the cache here, but find the final coordinate and instruction (underneath roof).
• Wp 1 and 2 within 3 miles distance from coords above
  
• You might meet Jan
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