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 Kid Friendly  Lunchtime Cache  Available year-round  Less than 500 ft. from car to cache
 Accessible in Winter
 Beware of Muggles!  Bring a pen or pencil |
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Recent developments have revealed a long guarded secret. It’s true; OJC announced a few weeks ago that I’m sick. My ex wife said I was sick. Actually she said I was a lot of things, sick being one of the less offensive, but that’s another story for another time. All seriousness aside, allow me to share something else with those of you that have been so caring and supportive. For several months I have been under the care of a very select group of microbiologist. Only the top 2% in the world were chosen by government intelligence (there’s two words that don’t belong together) to work on this project. Having had great success with mice in curing throwthemmicrosintheriveritis, they are ready to experiment with a human. This illness is believed to be approaching epidemic proportions. A case turned up in West Virginia, no wait, that was the guy with the Crowder pea stuck up his nose. There was a case in New Jersey or some other foreign country. I have been chosen after exhaustive test. I have agreed, for the sake of mankind to be their guinea pig.
At a guarded location and secret time next week, I will be flown to Alabama where medical history will be written. The plan is to place an implant (no, not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter) in an area of my head that was once occupied by brain matter. They assured me that they have numerous spots to choose from. This implant will be shaped like a micro ballpean hammer. Attached to it will be a spring-loaded cocking and triggering device, which will be activated by nano nerve impulses each time I think of having a relationship with a micro. Any thought of a micro nature will instantly cause the hammer to reposition itself. This may be confusing to some, but to put it in simple terms, it is going to knock some sense into me. They give me a 98% chance of a successful recovery but with any surgery you never know. As a precaution they have suggested if I have one more act of sickness I need to get out of my system that this would be the time to do it.
The officials in charge are allowing me to place one more micro cache. This sickness has overwhelmed my rationale and completely taken over. If you should find this hidden gem, be advised that you should sign the log and post your find on the web. If I don’t pull thru the surgery, my executor will donate all my usable parts to charity.
May I suggest that your odds of locating this cache will drastically increase if you hunt during odd hours when the muggle population is lower. Thank you for all your encouragements concerning my health.
As always, mroo7s,,,,,Life is Good
P.S. If I don’t make it ,,,,,Life was Good
NOTE POSTED 05-25-05
I guess I should be happy, this cache was in a high traffic area and lasted longer than I thought it would. But now it is gone, gone, gone. I have discovered a spot that should be safe from prying eyes and offer a nice challenging hunt. If you have logged this micro at the other local, you are welcome to come back for another dose of sickness. Enjoy yourself and be careful crossing the street.
mr007s,,,,,Life is Good, but I'm no where near recovery