A Restful Place
This is a very restful, special place with an awesome view. Off in the near distance, you have cheering and yelling and huffing and puffing in front of you. Honking and flapping on one side and barking and joyful racing and prancing on the other. But you are above all that excitement, at a place where you can sit back and enjoy the entertaining world around you.
But all this joy and intermittent calmness is not as it seems.
An Alien Spaceship
On the nearby bank, west of this geocache, you can see three very large multiplex buildings. To their left is what appears to be an outside elevator and another large building to its left. These five building structures are really the exposed nosebeaks of a very large alien spaceship that is buried vertically in the ground. This spaceship is from Venus. It is 470 miles long and 47 miles wide. Millions of feathered aliens from the planet Venus live on it. Only a few are allowed to walk on the surface of the earth at any one time. You should be able to see some of these white alien creatures when you are standing at the cache site.
The ground you are standing on at the cache site, is also a protruding nose of this giant spaceship.
Why is it here?
Millions of years ago when the greenhouse effect, pollution, social retardation and its corresponding wars destroyed Venus, these aliens moved to Earth as a last ditch effort to save themselves. Knowing that the same thing could happen to the Earth, they decided to be prepared to escape again if necessary. This spaceship is their escape vehicle.
What will happen?
If things get too hot on Earth and they decide it’s time to leave, the nearby pond will suddenly plug and the nearby fountain will continue to pour water into the area. The basin around you will fill up with water like a moat, almost to the level of where you are standing but not quite. The area will be surrounded by water. This water will be used to cool the friction against the spaceship as it rubs and breaks out against the earth’s crust.
When the water moat is full, a very brave white feathered alien will land where you are standing (at the cache site), and give the signal to go. She will stay there until the spaceship is fully spacebound and free of the earths crust. She will lose all of her feathers and possibly her life in the process.
Why Don’t They Help Us When That Happens?
Their spaceship is already full.
Are They Dangerous To Us?
Yes.
Why?
They fear geocachers.
But, Why?!!
Because they know geocachers are the only ones who can discover them and reveal their secret. They are especially afraid of a geocacher named "Jeo".
What will they do to geocachers when they catch them?
They barbeque them.
Where?
See the geocache “Alien Barbeque”
How Can I Protect Myself?
Don’t let them see you exposing a cache site. Be especially careful of all the eyes that can see you from those large multiplex buildings on the nearby bank.
Is there a way to get into the spaceship?
Yes. That’s what the elevator is for. See the geocache “Alien Spaceship Entrance.”
Any other recommendations?
Yes. Those manning the two parking lot gate booths may be aliens in disguise or muggles. Approach the coordinates for this cache from the Northwest or West sides.
Geocache
Geocache is a round tupperware type container 6 in by 3 in, wrapped in a black plastic bag.
Initial contents include:
- Earphones
- Large Grasshopper
- Large Dragonfly
- Film
- Misc. Items
- Logbook
- Pencil (I must be slipping!)