Hello, AthensBoy here bringing you some fun and excitement in your Geocache Expeditionary livelihood. Mechreaper is currently sitting on a stool as he is a bad boy and didn't bring any cookies when we hid this cache earlier this afternoon.
First, one must venture into the wilds of suburbia in order to reach Woodside Green Park. Then, after parking your horseless transport on the paved tar alleyway, proceed to the path. It is paved and not at all difficult to find as it circles the pond. Follow the path into the woods, avoiding any Blair Witch campsites you may find.
The path curves a few times and eventually will fork in front of you. Search the horizon for a rickety steel bridge covered with scrapings and a tad bit of rusty wood. It goes straight over the creek and you must risk infinite peril to cross. After not dying, continue on the path until you reach the apex of a hill next to a road.
It is here that you leave the comforts of Woodside Green Park paved path and venture into total suburban wilderness. It is a rather large field and you should never, ever get lost. Follow the beaten path towards the running, not so swift waters of the creek and look for vines to climb around the ridge.
The cache is hidden in a brushy circle and may take some looking around in order to find. Especially when all the leaves come about.
The cache itself is a green ammo box with white signs taped to the side of it. The contents as of placing include the following:
-One copy of the Mutant Banana Men From Mars album, The Banhattan Project. It is requested that if you take the disc you make as many copies as you want then pass the disc along to other Geocaches and place that information here. Don't worry, the RIAA is not involved and you will not be sued as we own the copyright to the album.
-One copy of the behind the syndicate album, Transmissions. The instructions for this CD are the same as the MBMFM album.
-Two live CD linux distros, Knoppix and DSL. Have some fun trying linux without installing a new operating system.
-One copy of THE worst video game in history. This video game is so bad that they steam rolled thousands of copies of it and then poured cement over them. If you know anything about video game history, you know what I'm talking about. Please be advised that you WILL need archaic, out of date hardware to experience this atrocity.
Happy trails, good hunting, and have a pleasant day.