GCR1HN Professor Chaos: Cache of Chaos (Multi-cache) in South Carolina, United States created by geoholic28

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Deliveryguy428: This one has been a pride and joy of mine for a little over 2 years now. I am going to let the Professor drift on down the river and see where he ends up.

Thanks to everyone who found this cache and hopefully this will open up two locations in the park for new caches.

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A cache by geoholic28 Message this owner

Hidden : 11/19/2005

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Size: Size: regular (regular)

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This is a story that never will be good enough to be a South Park episode, but good enough to spoof the best 5/5 cache in Columbia, South Carolina right now.

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WARNING!!! At no time will the real cache the story refers to will help you with this cache.

One day, three young known geocachers got together to tackle a new cache that Profeseor Chaos (AKA Butters Scotch) had hidden. The only problem was they had to raft down the really huge river where on an island Professor Chaos had hidden the cache full of goodies.

These three young brave geocachers all lived in the small little town of South Columbia, South Carolina. Which oddly enough somewhat mirrored a South Park, Colorado, right down to the three cachers.

The three geocachers were named Kyle, who bore an odd resemblance to a geocacher named Latnek. Then there was Stan, being Kyle's best friend earned him the nickname Lenlaw. Next was the rather loudmouth geocacher,Cartman. It is a FAR stretch but he somewhat mirrored a cachers named Geoholic28. All of a sudden out of no where, the fourth cacher of the group just popped up, Kenny. Being the fact Kenny always wore his hood two sizes too tight around his head no one knows relly what he looks like.

So, one day the four boys hop into a raft and start to raft north...or was it west? down the mighty river, known to flood everything, at the worse time, the Hello Children River. Down the mighty river they went as they floated under a walkway that was part of the local zoo they noticed a big what-to-do going on. Turns out the director of the zoo, Mr. Garrison was trying to locate an escaped animal, the animal rare to the world, known as Mr. Hat. Wanting no part of this, the four geocachers quickly paddled off to seek the cache that was rumored to be located on the island called Jimbo-n-Ned Island.

Arriving upon the island, Kenny slipped into the river and seemed to just float away down the river toward the River Walk Park, all the boys just stood there for about six hundred and seventeen seconds. “Oh my gosh they killed Kenny” Kyle screamed “You…” Stan stated to yell, but just then Kenny just walked right back up onto the island…. (Go Figure…it happens all the time)

The boys searched and searched for hours, even putting a call into a phone-a-friend line, Mr. Mackey, who, looked like the geocachers called Gunkie. Mr. Gunkie, I mean Mackey said: “Search high and low, low and high, turn around 10 times, walk north eight steps, west a hundred and twenty-two, cry out your lost, and admit defeat and you will find it MMMKY.”

So, the boys did as Mr. Gunk-Mack said and there it was, a big shiny box full of great and wonderful stuff, mainly white jeeps that Professor Chaos had hidden from them (If you really want a cache full of jeeps, try Deliverance, not this cache). Being the troublemaker Cartman was, he grabbed the cache, tossed it to Kenny, who fell over backwards and tumbled off the island with the cache in hand. (Here we go again?)

Kenny was floating down the river and even floated by Professor Chaos who saw Kenny with the cache and quickly fished Kenny and the cache out of the river. Professor Chaos then took the cache off with him deep into some woods to rehide his cache. Leaving Kenny only with a message to give to his other three friends.

The next day as the three boys were standing outside of the local park, Kenny just walked up out of no where…(Kenny had a lot of practice by now doing this) and then just started going off on Cartman for knocking him into the river and such. He also passed Professor Chaos’s message along about how to find the new cache they must now obtain the coords from his new chaos cache container

Then it happened, Kenny allowed them to see some of his face and here is what everyone saw.. Image hosted by Photobucket.com

* NEW posted coords are for the updated stage one

*Final stage is an ammo can that is painted black

*Updated (1/16/06)
*Content of the cache include:
*Log book
*Donald Duck jeweled pin
*One Columbiana Center Carousel Token
*Irma Witch toy
*Between the Lions "Cleo's Favorite Stories" tape
*Free chick-fil-A sandwitch coupon
*Two TBs
*A writing pad with a horse design
*Bag of Chucky Cheese tokens and tickets
*First Aid Kit
*Emergency Poncho
*Four Function Whistle
*Stuff dinosaur keychain
*Oriental fan
*Mini Mark Martin bobble head doll
*Different sig. items
*Two mini decks of card, one regualr, one old maid version
*2 CITO eggs
*Auto book on CD:"American Past Time: 2 Classic Baseball Short Stories
*Gamecock Athletics Stress ball

This cache was placed with permission and help from the rangers in the park

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Guvf pnpur zvtug ernyyl qenva lbhe zvaq.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)

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