"If it were
found when 'tis found, then 'twere well it were found
quickly."
McCache
Volunteer oft do we to usher for Shakespeare Santa Cruz.
"All the world's a cache, and all the men and women merely
cachers ..."
As You Cache It
Verily we doth gently take thy tickets, hand ye programs, escort ye
to thine seat, guard well the stage at intermission, and so on
anon.
"To cache, or not to cache, that is the question."
Cachlet
In fair exchange, we doth see great quantity of quality theater
(most often than not as mere groundlings).
"O Geocache, Geocache! Wherefore art thou Geocache?"
Geocache and Juliet
This unassuming cache 'twere placed in the vicinity of the
stages used by the performing arts in a place that verily assumes
seekers shall spy wonderous vistas of the Monterey Bay, at the
grace of the fog and clouds to be sure.
"Why, then the world's mine cache, Which I with sword will
open."
The Merry Caches of Windsor
Yet be forewarned all ye who seek here: break not the usher's
rules, or beware the fury of the "Burly Guard"! 
"So do I answer you: The pound of cache which I demand of him Is
dearly bought ..."
The Cacher of Venice
Enjoy! And merry caching!
50sumspeare
And if it pleases thee, please compose thy note in kind
theme.
"Lord! What fools these cachers be!"
A Midsummer Night's Cache