After my recent string of puzzle caches, I figured it was time for a change of pace. Sure, we've all seen some marginal caches in our day, but this one is guaranteed to be super lame. No scenic views, no ten-mile hike, no combination lock, no codebreaking, no swag-filled container, no creek to swim, no trees to climb, no rickety bridge to fall off. Just a logscroll. Oh, and a bunch of empty beer bottles, old tires, and discarded shingles. It's even right next door to a super-stinky refinery. In short, this will certainly be the lamest smiley face you'll ever log.
The park is open from 6am to midnight, so plan your hunt accordingly. Bring your own pen to sign the log. And be sure to mention in your log whether or not you agree that this is indeed the lamest cache in the world!