This is an old and very unique puzzle multicache. All of the credit for this highly creative hide goes to banjo jim. He is no longer involved in geocaching and graciously gave us all of the information needed in order to complete this cache and he also allowed us to adopt it. In your log, please do not mention how many stages are in this multi - part of the fun is getting to the next stage and discovering whether or not it is the final. If you are puzzled by any of the stages please send us an email: jillpostema@gmail.com If you continue to have questions we will give you our cell phone numbers. This multi does involve some driving and some of the puzzles are pretty tricky (depending on how you view different types of puzzles). We hope you have as much fun with this unique cache as we did when we worked on it.
Don’t Tell My Wife I’m Out Geocaching
by TeamPearce of Pennsylvania
Don’t tell my wife
I’m out
geocaching: She thinks I’m getting
drunk at the bar. Don’t tell
my wife I’m out geocaching: She’ll think
it’s gone
a little too far. I’m closing in;
I’ll find the cache and trade for another piece of useless trash:
Don’t tell my wife I’m geocaching:
She thinks I’m getting drunk at the bar.
When I met my wife I was young
and normal; used hang around
the guys.
We all got married about the same time
and started family lives. We’d go
to the bar, maybe shoot some pool,
and raise a glass or two. But we
went right home to wife and bed
like a regular man should do.
2. Then I learned about the GPS
and a game called geocach-
Ing where you look for a box hidden in the woods
full of toys and things.
So I bought an old Magellan Gold
and a Garmin Rhino, too.
And I’m searching through the woods for my next geocache. What can my poor wife do?
3. Now, listen up, buster, and listen up good: I’ve been waiting three hours for you!
You said you were doing just one little cache and promised it would be fast.
But now I’ve got my own GPS; it’s a Garmin Sportrak Eight! And
I’m gonna find me a geocache: Don’t wait up: I’ll be late!
Chorus: Don’t tell my hubbie I’m out geocaching;
He thinks we’re going to meet at the bar.
Don’t tell my hubbie I’m out geocaching;
This really has gone too far!
I’m closing in! I’ve found the stash! I am grabbing the First Finder cash!
Don’t tell my hubbie I’m out geocaching: He can get drunk at the bar.