Easy Enough for You? Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

Ice and Wind: The cache owner has not responded to issues with this listing, so I must regretfully archive it. If the cache turns up or is replaced in the near future, email me and I will review it for possible unarchival.

Ice and Wind
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Hidden : 7/1/2006
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

An extremely easy cache with absolutely no excuses. My first and last of this nature!

This is a cache for "all" the whiners that claim my caches are lacking enough info to find them.
It is my belief that if everyone would just learn how to use their equipment or at the very least
know its limitations and tendencies this cache would never have come up. At any rate, here it is
For the "few" that swim in razor wire (because their gps twitched under the power lines no doubt)
For the goons that walk blindly into oblivion while focused on a tiny screen,
For those that are confused by the words "common sense,"
For all those that can't take responsibility for anything they do.
... this is the cache for you.

Not to exclude the real cachers from the fun...
For most of you, you can stop reading and just use the coordinates like we do normally.
Feel free to read on and get an idea what some of us cachers have been dealing with.

THE “REQUIRED” INFORMATION TO FIND THE CACHE:

The cache is a small chrome bison container on a key ring attached to a chain link fence
at 1’-1 3/16” above the ground and 2 7/8” from the south end of the fence. DO NOT EAT THIS ITEM!
(If you get cross-eyed there will be two of them) Open the container by twisting the top out of the container.
This may require several turns. DO NOT TRY TO OPEN WITH YOUR TEETH!
Inside you will find a roll of paper and a pencil (That's right! Micro-caches can and should have pencils). DO NOT EAT THESE ITEMS!
Sign the paper and date it. try to write small.
Then comes the part that may even cost a real cacher an extra 2 seconds...
Role the paper and place it in the lid with the pencil, THEN screw the bottom back on using a similar but opposite motion as when opening it.
DO NOT JUST JAM THE PAPER IN A WAD AND CALL IT GOOD! (The way you leave a cache is a testament to your intelligence)
OK, now for the rest of the "REQUIRED" information...

From Boise or Meridian, Take I-84 W / US-30 W toward ONTARIO.
Then take the FRANKLIN BLVD. exit- EXIT 36.
Turn RIGHT onto FRANKLIN BLVD.
Park at Jack In the Box 1700 Franklin Blvd, Nampa, ID 83687, US, Planet Earth (third planet from the sun)
Walk east to the chain link fence then without climbing over it or using the more obvious gate,
walk south to the end of the fence (where it stops) under a tree.

From Caldwell or Ontario, Take I-84 E / US-30 E toward BOISE.
Then take the FRANKLIN BLVD. exit- EXIT 36.
Turn LEFT onto FRANKLIN BLVD.
Park at Jack In the Box 1700 Franklin Blvd, Nampa, ID 83687, US, Planet Earth (third planet from the sun)
Walk east to the chain link fence then without climbing over it or using the more obvious gate,
walk south to the end of the fence (where it stops) under a tree.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Pyhr? Trg bss zl onpx be trg n arj ubool! Bu naq unir n avpr qnl!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)

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