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The coordinates posted above are bogus, man.
I think our area needs a new puzzle cache. What you think?
There have been quite a few 101 caches popping up recently. However, I think that series is biased. It does not represent a certain segment of curricula.
What was your favorite subject in school? When asked that question, some folks would pick Math. Others would pick English. People who smell like your Uncle Zeke, who only listens to Jefferson Airplane and still drives that VW bus he bought back in the 60s, tend to prefer Art. All of those are very fine subjects indeed.
However, some percentage of kids, today and yesteryear, when confronted with the same question, will reply a little differently. Recess. Others prefer P.E. And then there is Lunch.
Man, I like school lunches.
Every kid wading through the amber waves of grain and climbing the purple mountains from sea to shining sea has a God-given and government-ensured right to a daily helping of "that macaroni and meat stuff".
Did you know that Federal law defines and governs school lunches? Implementation is passed down to the states and districts, but the U.S. provides the structure and the requirements. There are pages and pages of legal "whereupon"s and "heretofore"s that lay out the school lunch gameplan.
All that legislation is primarily contained in the Richard B. Russell National School Lunch Act (U.S.C. 42) and the Child Nutrition Act of 1966. Yep, that little dish of boiled-until-mushy peas and carrots has the strength of 100 Senators and uh, well, whatever number of Representatives holding it up. The mandate for those little dinky cartons of milk is enforcable by the National Guard if necessary.
I'll always love school lunches. You can have your Lunchable and your Monkees lunchbox and your brown paper sack. I want my lunch scooped out on a plastic, compartmentalized tray by an ample lady in a hair net.
So here is your puzzle.
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The President shall receive in full for his services during the term for which he shall have been elected compensation in the aggregate amount of $400,000 a year, to be paid monthly, and in addition an expense allowance of $50,000 to assist in defraying expenses relating to or resulting from the discharge of his official duties, for which expense allowance no accounting, other than for income tax purposes, shall be made by him. He shall be entitled also to the use of the furniture and other effects belonging to the United States and kept in the Executive Residence at the White House.
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The Library of Congress shall be arranged in two departments, a general library and a law library.
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No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.
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(a) Each agency shall develop one or more performance appraisal systems which -
(1) provide for periodic appraisals of job performance of employees;
(2) encourage employee participation in establishing performance standards; and
(3) use the results of performance appraisals as a basis for training, rewarding, reassigning, promoting, reducing in grade, retaining, and removing employees.
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A reorganization plan transmitted by the President under section 903 of this title -
(1) may, subject to section 905, change, in such cases as the President considers necessary, the name of an agency affected by a reorganization and the title of its head, and shall designate the name of an agency resulting from a reorganization and the title of its head;
(2)...
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The seal heretofore used by the United States in Congress assembled is declared to be the seal of the United States.
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An action or proceeding over which the district courts have jurisdiction pursuant to section 203 of this title may be brought in any such court in which save for the arbitration agreement an action or proceeding with respect to the controversy between the parties could be brought, or in such court for the district and division which embraces the place designated in the agreement as the place of arbitration if such place is within the United States.
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Enforcement of arbitral agreements, confirmation of arbitral awards, and execution upon judgments based on orders confirming such awards shall not be refused on the basis of the Act of State doctrine.
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The Secretary of Agriculture is requested to extend to cotton growers facilities for the classification of cotton authorized in this chapter, with such supervision of licensed classifiers as he shall deem necessary under authority of the United States Cotton Futures Act.
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The symbol of his office shall be the mace, which shall be borne by him while enforcing order on the floor.
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The Immigration and Naturalization Service shall staff ports of entry at such levels that would be adequate to meet traffic flow and inspection time objectives efficiently without compromising the safety and security of the United States. Estimated staffing levels under workforce models for the Immigration and Naturalization Service shall be based on the goal of providing immigration services described in section 1356(g) of this title within 45 minutes of a passenger's presentation for inspection.
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The Secretary, acting through the Under Secretary for Border and Transportation Security, shall be responsible for the following:
(1) Preventing the entry of terrorists and the instruments of terrorism into the United States.
(2)...
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(a) No person shall be relieved from liability for any income tax levied by any State, or by any duly constituted taxing authority therein, having jurisdiction to levy such a tax, by reason of his residing within a Federal area or receiving income from transactions occurring or services performed in such area; and such State or taxing authority shall have full jurisdiction and power to levy and collect such tax in any Federal area within such State to the same extent and with the same effect as though such area was not a Federal area.
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The military departments are:
The Department of the Army.
The Department of the Navy.
The Department of the Air Force.
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So good luck.
When you enter your on-line logs, I think it would be fun for everyone to document their most interesting memory/thought about the school cafeteria and school cafeteria food.
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Pnpur: Mvcgvrq.