Tortoise Hotel Traditional Cache
Squib-C-kers: WE ended up having to archive this cache, we are going to try to find a new top. Maybe he will resurface farther north! Sorry, but the tortoise Inn is no longer inhabitable.
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Big Ammo Box, HEAVY lid, please resecure carefully
First of all, let me just say that we love to be bugged! Any time during the day or night just stop in and we will have the room to put them up for as long /short as you would like to have them stay. We are located near the highway, but with our own road that circles around to our front steps.
My name is Mort, and I came here after the great race. The view and guests are the best around. I haven’t seen hide nor hair of the Hare lately. So I remodeled and have opened my door to geocachers.
They come from all over the world and the locals here are great too. They –cachers I mean-- all are a friendly bunch; most of them don’t stay long. They‘re always in a hurry to get to the next nearest cache along their way. They barely stay long enough to sign my guest book, and drop off some new visiting Travel bugs, coins or swag. You can tell some of them have a real geocaching problem. Many stop by in need of a fix and I’m happy to fill that void in there lives. Besides they know where to find me at all times---I’m a good listener--- I don’t move much and I’m much cheaper than a phycobabbleist. ---oops you know who I mean.
I try to cater to the kids, even though I know my door is a little hard to get into and putting it back on, may be even harder! Take your time and please make sure that it gets shut tight when leaving, wouldn’t want any guests getting all wet now would we? Please don’t leave me empty of bugs—3 would be nice… NO one likes visiting hotels with nobody home.
Remember now! ---- If I had a light, ---I’d leave it on for ya!
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