Top 10…..Excuses you missed
work due to caching!
This cache is in honor of the
top 10 RCGDS Cachers. http://boulter.com/geocaching/leaders/?group=sacramento
They have all blazed many trails and have found a lot of caches,
all over the world. Lucky for us, they are usually willing to lend
a hand to the rest of us, who need it from time to time. Thanks
Guys, Gals, and Canines. Here’s to you!
David Letterman has run his Top
10 list for many years. In that tradition, here is my original Top
10 Excuses you missed work due to caching!
10. I had a little accident
with my fire ant farm, but the swelling should go down in a few
days.
9. The EPA has determined that
my house is surrounded by wetlands, so I have to arrange for
helicopter transportation.
8. Constipation has made me a
walking time bomb!
7. My pet aardvark got out of
the yard again.
6. When I got up today, I took
two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I cant get off the john, but I
feel pretty good about it.
5. I am stuck in the blood
pressure checking machine over at Bel Air.
4. I just found out that I was
switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn’t come to work knowing my
employee records now contain false information.
3. I will be busy stalking my
previous boss who fired me for not showing up, Ok?
2. I’m in an online Scrabble
tournament, and I’m this close to making the
quarterfinals.
1. I refuse to travel to my job
until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair
share!