Stage 1. Acrophobia @ N44° 27.684, W093°
09.530 (the listed coordinates). Before ascending to this location,
locate a plaque at ground level near the entrance by the lower SE
corner. Let Y = the sum of the last four class years listed on the
plaque. While ascending to this location, count the number of steps
from ground level. Let X = that number. Take a peek over the edge.
You're safe. Speaking of safe look for a safety pin near the upper
SW corner. Its number should also be Y-3. Take another peek over
the edge. Feeling better about heights?
Now let's deal with your mathphobia! Let ABC = X+Y+633
and let DEF = X + Y.
Stage2. Hydrophobia @ N44° 27.ABC, W093°
09.DEF. Overcome your fear of water. To get to stage two you'll
need to cross a bridge and lean out over a river to retrieve a
micro containing the coordinates GHI, JKL to the final stage. Do
not attempt this stage if the river is swollen or if swirling
whirlpools are present.
Stage 3. Claustrophobia @ N44° 27.GHI,
W093° 09.JKL. Afraid of narrow, closed-in places? So was I. But
placing this cache helped me overcome that fear. Now you too will
have ample opportunities to conquer this dreaded phobia as well.
Good Luck.
Winter friendliness? Stage one should tolerate about 50
feet of snow; stages two and three should tolerate about three
feet.