The 23rd annual "Log Race" is getting underway and of course
Muddy Mudskipper has his plans to foil the whole thing as it is
taking away his viewers for his daily show "The Muddy Mudskipper
Show". He had attempted to have the race cancelled but his efforts
were thwarted once again by the ever so Powdered Toast Man. To be
honest he was just lucky when he happened upon ths situation while
he was waiting for the bus and slipped on a bannana and fell into
the road. This made a few cars swerve and wreck Muddy Mudskippers
car. This pretty much locked him into hours of filling out
insurance forms and going home without having burned the stockpile
of logs that would be used for the race.
The Powdered Toast Man of course oblivious once again to Muddy
Mudskippers attempts decides to watch the race with some geocachers
and of course "the island" is the most popular spot. Muddy the
Mudskipper did not know this and had hid in the best tree on the
island to throw grenades on the racers as they passed by
downstream. Well the Powdered Toast Man found a good place to sit
in a tree and ended up sitting on Muddys Tail. The Powdered Toast
Man apologized and then asked him if he have one of them tasty
pineapples and when Muddy the Mudskipper ran off. The Powdered
Toast Man sat back down but then saw how he left without his
pineapples, grabbed them and chased him down and when he finally
caught up with Muddy the Mudskipper, Muddy the Mudskipper feeling
he would only have one more chance to get away pulled a pin and
jumped in a hole in the ground to avoid the blast that not only
would kill the Powdered Toast Man but knock a tree down which ended
up falling on the hole trapping Muddy the Mudskipper until the
authorities arrived.
The Powdered Toast Man of course being made of powder was blown
to a zillion pieces. After about 40 or so vacuum bags and 3 or 4
days later the Powdered Toast Man was back to normal minus a few
twigs and leaves.
Note: Ren and Stimpy were to have appeared in this cache
story but were not available due to ailments from eating powdered
toast ("taste just like sawdust!").
This story of course has nothing to do with
anything except to entertain those that spend the few minutes to
actually read the cache page.