Que Sauron, Sauron! Traditional Cache
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Might be small enough for a nano.
There once was a bad wizard named Sauron
Who went out and put a hex right upon
This lovely young alley
From San Gabriel Valley
Da-dada da-dada da da
Your job if you decide to take it is to find the cache and finish the poem. Submit your entries to this sight where a panel of our judges (From Vacaville State Politcal Prison for Politicians) will decide upon the lines content, pendantic parameters, ambience, EPA ratings, taste, bouquet, ability to dance to it, the non-use of the word BUCKET, Jay-lo, rhymes with orange (plus 10 points), rap factor, texture, drowsiness and has it been on Oprah. All entries will become the property of Sauron Ent. and in the event of a tie the winner will be decided by a death roll. This offer is prohibited where void if swallowed in states North of the Mississippi. Your milage may vary. No animals were harmed in the making of this cache, all though a pangolin was offended. Please read the label and follow all discretions. Whitness protection plan approved. Any entries done in mime will be diqualified.
An extra five points for naming the alias Sauron is known by. FTF gets a big smooch from Smeegol or a $2 scatcher mailed to their house (or both if you're out of town again.)
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Nyin ybirq gurfr.
Treasures
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