This is an actual cache but DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE! unless you have GAS that is.
Resist the temptation. Be strong...
There's no great view, long hike, FTF prize or geocoins in the cache. So, why go find it?
If you choose to give in to your addiction then go far it! Option: give us an explanation as to why you you think you are NOT an addict.
TAKE THIS QUIZ AND FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE GAS:
1. Do you find it difficult to refuse a day of geocaching?
2. Have you ever felt you should CUT down your geocaching?
3. Have people ANNOYED you by criticizing your geocaching?
4. Have you ever felt bad or GUILTY about your geocaching?
5. Have you ever gone out geocaching first thing in the morning to steady your nerves?
6. Do you find it impossible to drive by an area without looking at your GPS receiver to see if there are any caches nearby?
7. Do you use geocaching to help you relax?
8. Do your coworkers ask why you smell like DEET when you come back from lunch?
9. Do you order cache containers online and ask that they be delivered in plain brown paper?
10. Do you have a police record for loitering around playgrounds with a bag full of toys?
11. During passionate moments do you yell out “Got it!”
12. Do you waypoint everything including the bank, grocery store, all your friends’ houses, and favorite meeting places?
13. Is your car trunk full of swag, geocache containers, a foldable shovel and backpack crammed with geo-gear?
14. Do you head for the Tupperware aisle and pick up bulk quantities of Ziploc bags when in stores?
15. Do you always look at places as potential cache hiding spots?
16. Do you check for geocaches in the area when you go away on a business trip?
17. Do you check for geocaches in the area before you agree to go away with your significant other for a romantic weekend?
18. And do you say, if we plan this right I could do ten caches a day?
19. Have you considered getting a GC icon tattoo?
20. Will you go out at any time of the day or night to get a FTF?
1-5 positive answers: You’re on a slippery slope.
6-10 positive answers: Some psychotherapy and medication might help.
11-20 positive answers: Get help now! You may need intensive inpatient treatment.
As always, have fun! BYOP.
*Thanks to Auntie Weasel for the hotline graphics.