Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive...
A = A blind Turkish pensioner has been sentanced to a 26-day reading and writing course...
B = Bikini News Busting Out
C = Garmin's GPS 18 Family Gets Even More Powerful
D = Network News Satellites Collide Over Iraq
E = Is your senator worth reelection?
F = Days of Our Lives Page
G = Mother always seemed to see sleigh tracks. Of course, Laura and I never saw the tracks.
H = Real-Time Measurements of Quartz Erosion for Experiments Modeling...
I = Alpha Kappa Psi Xi Tau Chapter
J = I've been a thief, I've been a hijacker, I've been a mercenary...
X = (C * J * I * E * G + A + 553) / 1000
Y= (G * B * J * J * F + H + D + 77) / 1000
This winter friendly cache is at:
N 39 5X
W 104 5Y
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