This here's one of those Ohio "RockWood" prison (GCZETP) escapees.
Yaaar! Needless to say but Wendy was really popular with the
Pirate scum that she hung out with. Even so, when she had a chance,
she made a break for it and ended up way over here in
Pennsylvania.
Now she's getting lonely again so please go and pay her a visit,
especially if you're a guy. You gals can find her too but Wendy
really prefers us. 
One warning... There is a steady stream of scurvy muggles facing
Wendy's hiding spot. I suggest that you park your sea, err, street
faring vessel in a strategic spot to block their view while you
grab Wendy and have your way with her.
