GC2ZZPE #6 - Useless Super Power Trail (Traditional Cache) in Texas, United States created by TerraViators

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Hidden : 11/26/2011

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A series highlighting, quite possibly, the most ridiculous abilities available in a super hero's potential inventory. Enjoy the useless super powers on this super uselss power trail.

Really?? The amazing ability of traversing the space-time continuum but only 3 seconds past or forward? This doesn't make sense. These are the same theories famed physicist Albert Einstein struggled to break his entire life. This super hero has somehow mastered the laws of physics relevant to manipulating different points in time and space, yet he can only sustain it for 3 seconds? Come on, dude! My TiVo is more impressive than you. It can travel hours through time on a whim and even my wife has successfully made a couple of hours at the mall seem like days for me.

I suppose this useless super power would be great if you mistakenly put salt, rather than sugar, in your coffee or you accidentally deleted an important report from your laptop, but I fail to see any real on-the-job use in the super hero realm.

I would use this userless super power for momentary jumps into the future as the ball was about to drop in the roulette wheel. Surely, a super hero is more ethical than myself and not susceptible to using his power for ill gotten profits. It's just what I would do.