This is not a test! This is not a test! Warning! Warning!
Warning! Alert! Alert! Alert! I repeat! This is not a test!!!
At the sound of the sirens, proceed immediately to your nearest
GEO-DEFENCE fallout module! Be calm yet vigorous in your trek to
GZ. Let no civilians (Muggles) block your passage, or interfere
with your mission. Let no civilian (Muggles) see where, or what
your mission entails. Let no outside influence blur your sense of
stealth and sprite. It is only YOU who holds the key to shutting
down the chain reaction before US. Proceed like a sirocco across
the desert. Fast, yet aware. Cling tenaciously to the one goal at
this moment. “SAVE LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!” Let nothing
stand in your way from here on out…
YOUR MISSION IS AS FOLLOWS:
Step 1: STEALTH
Module can be spotted from a distance of 250 yards. Proceed to a
distance of no LESS than 50 feet from “GZ”. Night fall
may be your best bet. This can be done by 2, 4, or, 6 wheeled
vehicle. Rubber soled, bipedal transportation can be done as well.
Your choice. Your mission.
Step 2: “BASE ZONE”.
Create a “BASE ZONE”. Seek nearby recreational units
to shroud your mission. You may choose to utilize nearby lounge and
consumption units as well. Some will choose to utilize a vantage
point from the sewage depository. Any way you choose, MUST be the
correct way. Again, Module can be spotted from a distance of 250
yards.
Step 3: SURROUNDINGS…
Take your time. Be aware of your surroundings. Look for
civilians (Muggles) in the vicinity. Pay attention to passersby,
the windows, recreational facilities and large human play field.
Play the part of civilian, or maintenance worker if you must. Blend
in. Be the part. TAKE YOUR TIME.
Step 4: RETRIEVE MODULE…
Quickly remove module from main power cell and retreat to
“BASE ZONE” location for “Reaction Halt”
maneuvers.
Step 5: CELL EXTRACTION AND ADJUSTMENT…
Carefully open Module. Within module, you will find 3 numbered
cells. Start with 1: “Log Your visit!” You must let us
know of your adjustments for “Reaction Halt”. Cell 2:
“Trackable Trade!” Please extract and insert as needed
for “Reaction Halt”. Cell 3: “Swag Trade!”
This module must have fuel for proper operation. Please extract old
fuel and insert fresh, as needed for proper “Reaction
Halt”. Reinsert cells as you found them. Carefully close
module.
Step 6: REATTACH TO MAIN POWER CELL…
Stealth, Stealth, Stealth… Again, be aware of your
surroundings as you were prior to extraction. Look for civilians in
the vicinity. Pay attention to passersby, the windows, recreational
facilities and large human play field. Play the part of civilian,
or maintenance worker if you must. Blend in. Be the part. TAKE YOUR
TIME. Replace EXACTLY as you found, for proper recharge of
module.
Step 7: EVACUATE AREA IMMEDIATELY!!!
Your job here is done. There is no guarantee your work was
precise enough to stop the reaction though! Take no chances!
RUN!!!!!!! Save yourself!!!!!!! We may need you again!!!!!!
Thank you,
Squash-O-Tronic, Director of “GEO-DEFENCE” task
force.
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Squash-O-Tronic