One of a series of 12 fun caches to celebrate 12 Days of Christmas Cachmas
on a family friendly walk around Kingston Bagpuise & Southmoor.
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
When we pull it open!
POP!
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
When we pull it open!
BANG!
PPop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
Pop, Bang, Crack!
Goes the Christmas cracker
When we pull it open!
CRACK!
A few Christmas Cracker jokes to make you laugh / chuckle / cry!!
Why not add a Christmas Cracker joke to your log.
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Q. What do you call Santa's little helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses!
Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake
Q. How do snowmen get around?
A. They ride an icicle
Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A. A mince spy!
Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsilitis!
Q. What's red and white and black all over?
A. Santa Claus after he slid down the chimney.
Q. Why do reindeer scratch themselves?
A. Because they're the only ones who know where they itch.
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low 'elf' esteem.
Q. Where do Snow-women like to dance?
A. At Snowballs.
Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia