The geocaching geneticists have decided that pine trees are
boring and inanimate. Rather than discard all the knowledge
gained about pine genes, we have spliced them into animals.
The creature pictured above is one of our more successful
attempts.
Some of our earlier efforts have been hidden in the woods, to see
if they can fend for themselves in the wild. You can find
one at the Camp Wing Conservation Area in Duxbury, MA. It
doesn't bite.