You want to travel and so you have! Welcome to Forward Operating Base Orgun-E in Patika Province Afghanistan. While on FOB OE Death will enjoy a sober lifestyle, midnight walks of up to 1/4 mile to the restroom, frequent rocket and mortar attacks, plenty of friendly companionship in a 4 man room, Olympic size swimming pool, and world famous night life in our many casinos and night clubs. Nah, I was just kidding about the night clubs and the pool.
Some one needs to come rescue this dude, even Death deserves better than this!