Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A 4-Wheel Drive Jeep?
There are caches a-waitin'
You know they won't keep.
Gotta be high-tailin'
To where they do sleep.
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A 4-Wheel Drive Jeep?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A Great GPS?
One that leads to ground zero
Without a digress
One that's steady and true
No track-log left a mess.
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A Great GPS?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A bag full of swag?
That way in the log books
I know I can brag
And please bless all my TBs
Don't let any lag.
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A bag full of swag?
sing it with me now!
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A 4-Wheel Drive Jeep?
There are caches a-waitin'
You know they won't keep.
Gotta be high-tailin'
To where they do sleep.
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A 4-Wheel Drive Jeep?
That's it. There ain't no more.
At least not tonight.