The Snooganator

The Snooganator loves mountains and beaches. The more remote; the better he likes it. His ultimate goals are to go geocaching in New Zealand and Alaska. He would like to bum around European highlands as well. Maybe someone could take him to Chur, Switzerland, to meet H.R. Giger, or at least visit the Giger Museum. Snoogy has promised his adoptive parent that he will write often and post pictures of his travels.

There are many theories about The Snooganator's unfortunate condition. The most widely accepted is that his mother stood too close to a microwave oven during a crucial phase in his fetal development. The radical theory is that he and his brother are the next step in human evolution!

The Snooganator was adopted with his twin brother (Snoogatola) shortly after their birth-mother rejected them. Snoogans raised them to be normal well adjusted adults, but sadly the rest of the world still runs away from them in horror.....

Unable to gain acceptance in any college despite immeasurably high I.Q. scores and having been labeled unfit for military service the Snoogans brothers decided to get jobs. They were fired from each of their jobs after a short period for various bogus reasons and rather than go on welfare, were forced to move back home with Snoogans.....

Unlike most parents, Snoogans was happy to have his boys back at home. To keep them from vegetating in front of the T.V., he introduced them to geocaching and they took to it like frogs to a pond.....

On a rainy day Snoogy and his brother ('Tola) were watching a screaming lawyer ad on T.V. and decided to get some advice.....

Johnny Cockroach of Cockroach, Mantis, and Aphid, took their case and sued their 77 combined previous employers for unlawful termination governed by ADA and EEOC Laws. Most of the defendants settled out of court and the Snoogans boys became fabulously wealthy.....

The honeymoon was soon over when they discovered that society was still unwilling to accept them.....

The Snooganator, being the most outgoing and ambitious of the brothers decided to strike out on his own geocaching adventure around the world, so he slipped out the back door in the middle of the night rather than endure the tearful goodbyes.....

He left the following note:

Dear Dad,

This is Snoogy. I'm going to walk the Earth like Cain, on Kung Fu. I promise to write often and send pictures when I can. Take good care of 'tola. I'll call you if I need money.

Snooge to the Booge you guys,

The Snooganator..........

Snoogatola stayed at home to go geocaching with his Dad.