TMNC Silkie

One of a dozen. See how many you can log!! Keep 'em moving!!

North Park has now been almost entirely taken over by Gen Xers and Millennials. Their insatiable demand for trendy food options has resulted in crushing competition in the culinary markets. Demand has been so high and competition so cut-throat that restaurants have been forced to shave costs in every conceivable manner. Red meat is, of course, an anathema to these new residents, making chicken de rigueur for these insanely discerning young palates. But ordinary chicken will simply not do. It is now common to see multiple breeds of chicken on a single menu in an effort to differentiate. Furthermore, to further complicate things, only chickens that are exactly 2.5 years old (13 years old, in chicken years) appear to be acceptable. There seems to be only one viable source for these highly treasured chicks -- an Asian market known as the Grocery Ninja.

With all this demand for white meat, Grocery Ninja has been severely taxed in an effort to stay current. Production soared to the point that quality controls were all but ignored. Certain breeds became tainted with a mutant strain of salmonella, a little know variant known as the “Zombie Bacteria.” The resulting outbreak has been catastrophic, as will be evident if you are foolish enough to actually visit this particular location. BE FOREWARNED!! You are about to witness the carnage caused by the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA CHICKEN!! Avoid contact at all costs!! You will suffer the paralyzing effects of the Zombie Bacteria if you come anywhere near one of these TMNCs. Apparently, the only way to avoid mutation is to expose yourself to at least twelve of these TNMCs in a short period of time. Good luck!!