MELLICA

To spred the wurd about Mellica and Trash Meddle™

Mellica is the greatist heavy meddle band that ever is. They invented Trash Meddle™. Last month they put out "The Pink Album" on Jangie Records. lisen here: 

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The Junksters Times, 5-8-25:

Good news if you like music! There’s a new band with a new genre that’s workin’ on an album right now! There called Mellica, and they invented a genre called Trash Meddle™.  The album name is secret now, but it will be released probley by the end of the week. The album is rely cool, so you should buy it. Of course, Mellica uses 7ender and Crash Percussion instruments.

The Junksters Times, 5-13-25:

The rodio in Pompai was terrific. Everyone (especially The Pompai Poopers) put on such a grurd show. The first thing that happened was bulls (kindly supplied by Yoggum) were let out one by one for brave contestants to fight agenst. One of the most notable rounds was between Poopin’ Panther and a bull named Hogstout. Panther waved the red cloth (donated by Yuomomontoe) and Hogstout charged. Panther jumped on the bull and danced around for afew minits while the croud went insane. Finialy he jumped of the bull, did 5 summer saltz in the air, screemed, “Chuck Norris is so bad”, and came down and waved the red cloth again. Hogstout charged again, and Poopin’ Panther jabbed his eyes out with his dagger. He then cut it’s head off and threw it into the stands. And of course good food was supplied by Granma’s Boat Shack, Dairy King, and HCPH. Live music was played the hole time by Mellica, Eric Crapton, Simon and Garfield, and Willie Williams and The Tonky Honks.

The Junksters Times, 5-30-25:

 Mellica’s new album -The Pink Album -was released, and Trash Meddle™ has begun! Mellica is so cool and the dues are so talented that you won’t belive it! There’s like 15 tracks, of pure Trash Meddle™. And they sing so beautifully about everting from The Pompai Poopers to eating presidents. you should totally check it out. Contect Jangie Record Co. to git ure copie.

The Junksters Times, 6-13-25:

Mellica is suing You Did It Bear! He stole the song “Tennis” right off The Pink Album! He took an made it this dumb weird psychedelic mess that sounds like Pooping Panther hurled one of his hockey balls through the Queen’s kitchen wall. Mellica hired Willie Johnson, Phd., to git $1,000,000 from the little robber.

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The newspaper clipin's mite give ya a idea of the kind o' peepol Mellica is, and how great they is. Contact me for previews of their awesome music.