Well, for a start, as much as I love Dinosaurs how on earth could anyone expect to win a race with this lad, or even get somewhere?
I mean, no wonder the race is over, he's passed on! This Stegosaurus is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't stuffed him in a geocache he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!(ref Evolution: Darwin, C)
In order to show you how it's really done, I swapped Dear Dino for someone with a little bit of "go". i.e Tommy's Little Beetle. http://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?guid=967ce619-771c-4430-90ee-32d3acb52e98
Dino is now back at Pooh Corner and we'll stick him in the ZappoBlasterTransmogrifier for an hour at 325 and we'll see what comes out.