Sad Clown =( #4

This bug was supposed to be amazing and fun! Instead, it is sad and depressing. This bug was supposed to be one of multiple "Continental Shift" bugs. Alas it was not.

Here's the story:

No one was more excited than me when I saved up my money from a grueling deployment to buy my dream Jeep upon my return. I finally bought it and for the one year (to the day) I had it-it was AMAZING! I took it off roading, me and my dog went camping, my wife even liked it. It was everything I could've wanted and more. We even bought a rugged trailer to camp with (see the pic). Until it was stolen. We lived in San Diego at the time which, if you don't know, is minutes away from the Mexican border. Alas, when we discovered it missing we instantly remembered-wait-WE HAVE LOJACK! The beacon was activated, the cops in Mexico were waiting-they identified the signal and closed in on it. It was coming from a warehouse, they made entry! But...the warehouse was empty. But wait, the signal was still moving!?!? The cops ran out of the building only to find a homeless man with a backpack-they accosted the man who admitted that only hours before a group of fine upstanding young men gave him the LOJACK beacon (it's the size of an old blackboard eraser) and told him to carry it in his backpack. Fear not readers, the LOJACK was recovered. My Jeep was not! Nor were the armrest full of Geocache bugs for the "Continental Shift". So in retaliation, I have to rename all of the stolen bugs and send them out into the world lost, alone and afraid-just like my Jeep.

So in retaliation, please send these bugs to Mexico where they may rest for eternity and haunt the driver/thief of my Jeep. Please add some sort of evil or super sad charm to this thing. Hopefully we can make enough Karma to have the car spontaneously combust! That's be fun right? Am I right???

PS: Any of you sports fans find a black, 2013, Jeep Moab, being driven by a mid level drug dealer with an aftermarket front windshield-know it is stolen...and it really belongs to Poo-Poo and the four paws.

Rest assured it will be sad and funny! Rest assured it will be sad and funny! Alas, they are travel bugs with a number-just not like you are seeing though, so please register these when you get a chance.