Squidly the Squid

Squidly desperately wants to return to Hawaii to find a girlfriend and LOVE!

Squidly is a very rare squid from Hawaii. He lived there until he was caught by a fisherman and eventually brought to  America for study. Being that as it may, he is a rare type of squid and he has no friends in America and is homesick.  He wants to return to the waters of Hawaii to be with his friends; maybe even find a girlfriend.  Please help him return to Hawaii.  So, help him by giving him a ride as a stow away in your luggage or whatever it takes to return him home.  Just look at those homesick little squid eyes. For 12 years Squidly has been so close to home and yet so far away. Please help him return home to Hawaii.
 
UPDATE!!!!  Just heard from Squidly and he is in dire straights.  HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!   I thought that he was lost forever but I just received an encoded message from him by currier pigeon.  He has been held captive in a hide in Eastern England for more than five years.   He said he is in bad health and has not been fed the proper food a squide can survive on for a while.  He needs your help badly!!!   He is being held captive at National Trust South Bedfordshire, Tree Catherdral; N 51 degrees, 51.163  W 00 degrees, 32.193.  Please if anyone can save him, bring him back to health and help him along on his journey back to Hawaiia I would greatly appreciate it.     
 
Please also remember that his ultimate goal is to return to Hawaii to hopefully meet his friends, his future wife, marry and have baby squidletts!  Yeah....baby squidletts!  Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!   After 12 years just look at those sad squid eyes.  Please help him.